Monday, February 25, 2008

Teeth, Who Needs 'Em?

I think i do, but teeth are a hassle. I have to go to the dentist tomorrow and either get one of my wisdom teeth pulled, or filled...hoping for the latter.



JANET JACKSON SPOOFS MTV SHOWS, HILARIOUS




to say the least, it was hilarious to me. Janets cool with me, i just cant really get into most of her music like that. Im just posting this kuz its funny and my main booch loves Janet.


HAD TO POST THIS IN PURPLE




So Johnny Gill came to Chicago to discuss the rumors that he was the one who caused the break-up betwixt Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds. Give it a listen and make your own conclusion....i think the brother was behind it all, even 9/11...hmmmmmmm, audio link below
In Case You Aint Know, I LOVE CIARA & SHE LOVES ME she just dontknowityet
So my future baby-mama and ex-wife held some dance auditions in Atlanta over the weekend. I wish i had known, i woulda flown down there, not to dance, but u know, just to see her. One lil boy was so good that Ciara had to hold auditions the next day to see if anyone could even top what he did! Video link below of lil man gettin down
This next video is just of her talking about the auditions and her new album. She also shows off Tyson, the dog i gave her for Christmas.....
IM ONLY KIDDING!! orami??

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

colder than a witches teet






Like seriously, its that cold here in chicago.My main booch cant go on vactaion until April, ugh, wtf unc???? i mean, i wanna go right now when its cold here so i can have a better apprciation for the warm miami weather. And other than all of that, i wanna show her mom how to go to miami and have fun, lol




Other Side Of The Game: Maxine Daniels speaks out on R.Kelly Relationship

She recently went to my home-town newspaper(Chicago Sun-Times) and gave her first interview about the whole mess.


IT WAS REPORTED over the weekend by the TMZ gossip Web site that on an L.A. radio station, noted Chicago music retailer George Daniels stated that embattled R&B artist R. Kelly, 41, had an "inappropriate relationship with his daughter, 21-year-old Maxine Daniels." TMZ received a statement from R. Kelly's spokesman saying that "It's hard to take seriously the moral outrage expressed by George and Regina Daniels over R. Kelly's relationship with Mr. Daniels' adult daughter, Maxine. The fact is that they had no problem with the relationship -- indeed, they encouraged it -- while Ms. Daniels was on Mr. Kelly's payroll."
It went on to say -- "It was Regina Daniels, then working as a publicist for Mr. Kelly, who persuaded him to attend her stepdaughter's 21st birthday party. And it was Regina Daniels who shortly thereafter gave her stepdaughter Mr. Kelly's private phone number, with the admonition: 'Don't tell your father.' It was only after Ms. Daniels resigned her position to avoid being fired for incompetence that her stepdaughter's relationship suddenly became an issue for her and her husband."

Maxine personally came to this columnist's office at the Sun-Times, and in her first-ever interview said: "The statement that was issued by R. Kelly's camp to TMZ, which I interpreted as an attempt to defame Regina and George Daniels, my dad and stepmom, has made it necessary for me to respond to some of those accusations: I take full responsibility for my actions. My stepmother and father didn't know about my relationship with the singer because I knew and he knew that they wouldn't approve ... so I tried to keep it a secret, but when my stepmother found out about our relationship, she resigned because she felt that Rob had 'crossed the line' by dating a girl that he has known since she was 7 years old. My stepmom was not fired for incompetence. She was Rob's publicist for 14 years and always considered Rob not just a client ... but family. And Rob thought of my dad like a father.
"I am 21, smart and will be graduating from college this year, but I admit that I was swept up by his charming and generous ways, which I truly regret and have learned from. My brief relationship with Kelly last year ended because my parents were starting to hear rumors that we were together, and I was beginning to feel like it wasn't a healthy situation, especially with the pain it was causing me and my family," Maxine said. "I felt that it just wasn't right. Also, in reference to my birthday party, which was held last spring, Regina did not push Rob to host the party. We both asked him ... and he readily agreed."
"In regards to the cell phone number, Regina didn't give me Rob's number and she didn't ask me not to tell my dad. Rob personally slipped me his number at another event and that is how we started talking. The Internet has been rampant with all sorts of rumors for months now and hopefully this will clear things up. I admit I made a mistake and I know I am not the first young adult to make a serious misjudgment."
In a Sun-Times report on Monday, a Kelly camp insider said: Regina Daniels has been seeking "a healthy six-figure settlement from Kelly to go away quietly." Regina's response to that: "It sounds good, but it NEVER happened. I never contacted R. Kelly or attempted to contact R. Kelly or anyone in his camp regarding any money or any financial settlement or severance."

The Case Of Good Pee-Nis Gone Bad....smh


So this hussie above got into an altercation with another booch over some peenis....Okay, i know a lot of ya'll know of somebody or know someone personally, that has gotten into a fight over some peenis or some Virgina. I cant see myself fighting over a piece of cantch, not never, no chick is worth my freedom except my moms and my main booch(kuz she holds the fort down). On to the story below!
A love triangle turns violent. Two twenty-something women fighting over the same guy. One pulls out a gun and starts shooting. But in this case the guy the women were fighting over is barely old enough to get a driver's permit.The shooting happened the day after Valentine's Day at the Cypress Garden Apartments.

"We're starting to get cases on women just like anything else," said Lt. Nathan Berryman with the Memphis Police Dept. "It's not male exclusive crime anymore."Police say 20-year-old Cherry Wright tried to kill her boyfriend's ex during a drive-by shooting. According to the report, she rolled up to 23-year-old Lakeviette Smith's apartment, pointed a gun out the window and started firing at her.
The guy they're fighting over was behind the wheel. He's only 15 years old."He could be 15, he could be 20. You have conflict between people that doesn't de-escalate. It just keeps going and going," said Lt. Berryman.And it doesn't end there. Fortunately Smith wasn't hit, but police say with all the gunfire Wright accidentally shot her teenage boyfriend in the neck.He's charged with helping her gun down his ex, who also happens to be pregnant with his child. [source]


Oh Well!
Flavor Of Love 3 is on VH1 now and of course the rumors come that the man is already engaged to the woman carrying his 11th child:

“Right after season two wrapped Flav got yet another woman pregnant,” a spy explained to the New York Post’s Page Six. “He decided he was in love with her and they got engaged.”

“He has a fiancĂ©e he’s in love with and doesn’t want to cheat on, but he’d already cashed his check that VH1 gave him for season three - and the show resurrected his career,” the spy continued. “He was dead broke before, so he’s doing it for his family.”

A rep for VH1 said, “Flav is not engaged. It’s true he’s on his eighth child but, as he’s said in the past, he’d like 10. So there’s two more to go.” SOURCE

Sunday, February 17, 2008

and now we in the club like!!!!


can someone please tell me, why in the name of all that is un-holy and holy, is R.Kelly always in the club? I mean, every song i hear from him recently, hes in the club, rollin on dubs,drinking,ballin how a balla do...etc...so to keep with this theme, i gots some news on your friendly neighborhood pedophile...


KELLS LIED ABOUT 'RELATIONSHIP WITH GEORGE DANIELS DAUGHTER


i cannot wait until he is in jail, seriously i cant. If he were any other around the way pedophile named Craig or whatnot, he would have been in jail, no questions asked. The article via Sohh.com is below


After the resignation of Kelly's longtime publicist, Regina Daniels, her husband, music retailer George Daniels, speaks out about Kells' inappropriate relationship with their daughter.

"He crossed the line with my daughter," Daniels told local Los Angeles radio station KJLH. "It didn't get to the extreme of that [sex tape] video or else I wouldn't be here, if you know what I'm talking about."

In November, Regina Daniels released a press release indicating that Kelly "crossed a line that forever altered the scope of our relationship." Now, George Daniels tells KJLH that Kells took advantage of his then 21-year-old daughter.

"When you're 21, and if you've been there already like I've been many years ago, you're still 15 to 16 mentally," Daniels added. "You're vulnerable."

Daniels and his wife ultimately got the truth from their daughter after much hearsay and speculation, but when Daniels questioned Kelly on the issue, he got a different story.
"He denied it," Daniels said. "He lied to me to my face."

Despite the private nature of the issue, Daniels said he has decided to speak out for the sake of other families.

"The reason that I'm talking abut this, it's not just for me, it's not for my wife, it's not for my daughter, but it's for the public," Daniels said. "It's for other fathers and mothers, because it doesn't have to be a superstar, it could be the dude on the corner. There are guys who sit around and give your child a couple of bucks to go to school and then wait until they get a little older, then they set that trap. See, so I'm doing this really for everyone."

Kelly is already feeling the heat because of another alleged inappropriate sexual relationship. The music star has been embroiled in a child pornography case following the appearance of a video tape that allegedly features him engaged in sexual acts with a teenage girl. He was charged with 14 counts of child pornography in 2002 and has pled not guilty.


i mean, what kin of madness is that?? Now everyone should know, that since he lied to a man he called "best friend" "uncle" whatever, he would lie about the doings on that there tape. Money makes pouring syrup on s*it pancakes in Kells case. So incase you're wondering what Kells had to say about the whole situation above.....guess what??????????? its below!!! lol
“It’s hard to take seriously the moral outrage expressed by George and Regina Daniels over R. Kelly’s relationship with Mr. Daniels’ adult daughter, Maxine. The fact is that they had no problem with the relationship — indeed, they encouraged it — while Ms. Daniels was on Mr. Kelly’s payroll.
It was Regina Daniels, then working as a publicist for Mr. Kelly, who persuaded him to attend her step-daughter’s 21st birthday party. And it was Regina Daniels who shortly thereafter gave her step-daughter Mr. Kelly’s private phone number, with the admonition: ‘Don’t tell your father.’ It was only after Ms. Daniels resigned her position to avoid being fired for incompetence that her stepdaughter’s relationship suddenly became an issue for her and her husband."
via TMZ.com
NOW WE ALL KNOW THAT TODAY IS SUNDAY, AND I HAVE A SHITLOAD OF STUFF TO DO WHICH INCLUDES: BUYING CONCERT TICKETS FOR THE WEST,FIASCO,N.E.R.D CONCERT, CLEANING UP, WATCHN THE L-WORD AND THE WIRE...SO PEACE AND MUCH LOVE TO YA


Wednesday, February 13, 2008

pray for me

not really, but i just wanted to say that....

I had to use this color here because this video just wasnt right at all. This man kept fans waiting for this video since last year. This song became one of my favs on his latest album, next to a few others. Anyway, without any further ado, i present, Kanye Wests "Flashing Lights" music video, the link is below....smh



GIRLFRIENDS WAS CANCELLED EH?
I personally dont give two donkeys tails about it, but a whole lotta folks are raising stank about it and such. Below are the details

The YBF broke the news yesterday that Girlfriends has officially been cancelled and the network is not even planning to shoot a finale episode. And now another source involved in the production of Girlfriends tells The YBF that the production team was in the process of bring back Jill Marie Jones (Toni Childs) for this year’s season/series finale. The source says this is critical to inform people of because ”Toni Childs” leaving is the biggest complaint that the cast and crew have encountered about the show and one that they would have answered had they been given the opportunity. Bringing Jill back was something they wanted to do for a long time and there was a story arc in place that was going to include that in the season finale.

Also, Girlfriends was one year away from being the longest running African American sitcom in television history. Longer than Fresh Prince Of Bel Air, Martin, A Different World, The Jeffersons, etc. It is currently tied for longest running African American sitcom of all time with The Cosby Show. And the source says that ninth year was something Mara Brock Akil (the show’s creator and executive producer) really wanted to accomplish and something that the team feels they should have been given an opportunity to do.

The source is so adamant about readers, watchers, and fans demanding that this show get its proper due, they sent over the DIRECT contact info for the offices of head execs in charge. They made clear that the general contacts likely won’t get the message to them. To write or call DIRECTLY to the people who matter in order to express your disappointment and desire to have another season (or at least a proper finale):

President Of Entertainment (CW)Dawn Ostroff818-977-2525

Director Of Current Programming (CW)Traci Blackwell818-977-2537

President of CBS Paramount Network TVNancy Tellem323-575-2380mailto:Tellem323-575-2380nancy.tellem@tvc.cbs.com


that about it mang, slow day, i was chillin with my main booch for a lil while, ate some chicken, took a nap....whatever...til later on

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

OUT ON BAIL FRESH OUTTA JAIL!

not actually, but i just got home from a job interview, felt like i was in jail...anywoo

Trina gots a new video and single out, about Lil Wayne. I dont know what kind of sex lil weezy wee was puttin on her, but it must have been like smoking the finest crack rocks this side of 1984. How many songs has she put out about this dude? I laughed my tail off when Wayne said that "Prostitute Flange" wasnt about Trina, but Karrine "SuperHead" Steffens...funny indeed. Anyway, below is a link for Trinas new video "Single Again"



IN OTHER NEWS

I missed the frickn Grammys the other night, i was asleep, so obviously you can tell where my priorities are as of right now. But my main booch told me Keyshia Cole(my side booch) dyed her hair black! Now you know i had to go on the hunt for some pics right? I only got one, but i like it..grrrrrrrrrr




If you havent heard about Chris Brown banging his assistant or whoever she is, then you've either been under a rock, or smoking them to not catch it on the net. In any event, below is a photo of Mr.Brown and his assistant at the Grammys, not his mom, but the assistant! Wow, and they still insist that they're not boning



I TOLD MY BOOCH I SHOULD GET A REALITY SHOW!

Everyones favorite uncle, Uncle Luke is getting his own reality show thru who else, VH1! Seiously, they need to stop with all of these washed up azz folks getting deals to show they're washed up lives. I admit, im a feeeeeeen for Flaor of Love and I Love New York, i ever watched Irv Gottis lil piece of a show when it was on for all of 2 weeks. But this is just going to far! Below is what Luke said about his upcoming show

Parental Advisory showcases the diversity in my life. One day I am with my kids, the next day I am in the office auditioning ‘Luke Girls’ and the next day I might be out on the road. They tested Parental Advisory in focus groups and it was one of the most popular shows. It’s similar to the Osbournes, but I think it’s better and more entertaining.”

Eh whatever. I need to turn my camera on the Pinckney/Thornton and Allen house holds and rack up on the dough

Sunday, February 10, 2008

JEEBUS SAVE ME




What in the name of all that i know or think is holy is this???? i mean, people download this boys ringtones, purchased or downloaded(ahem stole) his album, and he spends the money on dildos? safe to say i think hes a homo....yea thats my honest opinion. I blame his age and the youth of today. You know if this picture is posted on his myspace, the little girls are going crazy posting all kinds of nasty lil pre-teen x-rated comments. and also, any little girl who actually THINKS thats all him, stop fooling yourself.lol

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JIM JONES AND MAX B. ON MIXTAPE MONDAYS


anyone who knows me, knows that i am a big Jim Jones listener. I wont say fan, because im too old to still say that about anyone, other than Prince. But he and Max B( owwww) took time out of their busy sandbox playing schedules to stop by and grant MTV an interview about his new mixtape Harlems American Gangster. I see he's still taking light jabs at Jay-Z in the video, just let it go Jimbo, let it go.

http://www.mtv.com/bands/m/mixtape_monday/110507/


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THE BIGGEST BOSS THAT YOU'VE SEEN THUS FAR....RAUUUUUUUUUUUSE!


So as i perused around the internet, i cam across a video of Rick Ross, Rause if you're nasty, showing off his delectable man teats. I must say, he looks like he's been working out, well not really, but his teats are looking ripe. He shows off his tattoos, and talks about his love for sunglasses, as if we really care, and how he got rich off cocaine. Wow. Anyway, check the video out for yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUcq7mGZ6Og

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

I CANT DENY IT

i laughed my black tail off at this video....lawd im sorry, but, as black folk always say, you know my heart. and you gave me the crazy sense of humor that runs thru my family.....and im sure you all will laugh as well kuz ya'll aint got no sense either..ENJOY!




ANYWAY, IN OTHER NON-FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS NEWS


Lauryn Hill gave birth to another baby. Thats funny kuz i dont think anyone in the free world knew that the booch was pregnant to begin with! I dont know what it is with that 'Marley' penis, but she got it bad. I think that its safe to say, we wont be getting another Ms.Hill album anytime soon....maybe in the next ten years???? eh whatever


AND IF YOURE A MISSY STAN..I MEAN, FAN...


Via press release:
February 5, 2008 (New York, NY) - Five-time Grammy Award winner Missy Elliott is giving fans the opportunity to name her new album, due out on Goldmind/Atlantic late Spring 2008. Fans can enter immediately via Missy's website, www.missy-elliott.com. The contest closes on February 20th and the winner will be announced on March 2nd. The winner will receive credit on Missy's new album and a $500 "Respect Me" adidas gift card.


seriously missy, you couldnt do any better than that?? who in the name of all that is holy wants a $500 adidas gift card, and for YOUR shoes at that? thats just all types of wrong if you ask me. She could have at least threw in a bag of 3-D Doritos.....lol


WELL IVE GOT SOME PHONE CALLS TO MAKE, I HOPE MY DEALER PICKS UP!!!!


Friday, January 11, 2008

ARE U READY FOR THIS?



Im in my first book!!!!! yes lawd yes lawd, ring the bells and lock your babys mothers and girlfriends away once this hits shelves worldwide!!!!! I just got my copy today, i walked in the house, went upstairs and saw it sitting on the kitchen table...im happy to say the very least. He(the author) autographed it for me and wrote a special lil message inside as well. And people who do not know who i am will know, after this book! my myspace is also printed on my 2 pages(yes lawd 2 pages)....ladies will fall in love with me, i mean, God couldnt have done any better when he made me, i know i know....anyway...


Today i did nothing. I woke up at my beeeeyotches house, of course she was still asleep, found an old granola bar and drank some ice water since her mom acts like they're on welfare..lmao.....took a nap, woke up again, watched Degrassi, my woman came home, we played with the dog(I SEE YOU YOGURTON STEELE!!!!) and that was pretty much it. what a wy to spend my friday. I dont really go out when it gets cold outside, now, when March comes thats a different story. I will be all up in these mean screets son son!! really....


IN OTHER NEWS:


The Boondocks>>>>>>>>Than your whole gene poole



And if you dont know, now you know know know


Dawn from En-Vouge is a swinger eh????


Her ex boyfriend basically aired her out on his myspace via a bullentin....hot diggity Dawn, its like that??? Bullentin below

“First & foremost, I would hardly EVER respond to sh*t talking from anyone but today I make an exception. These two A** HOLES have gone on a rampage to destroy my name today while no one was even THINKING about them. If you read the blog comments, I was referred to by Dawn’s sister as a transvestite f**king homosexual who beats women & has sex with every woman he meets! Wow…gay but has sex with every woman I meet…LOL…this sh*t is a laugh! Well…since she felt the need to have her sister & a few of her closest friends come over here let me give you all the REAL reason why I left Dawn’s a**!!!

One…she was signed up to porno sites & wanted to swing with other couples…before I got involved with her she admitted to sleeping with 17 men in one month from one swinging site…I GAVE HER THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT & THOUGHT SHE WAS JUST REALLY COMPENSATING FOR ALOT OF INSECURITY! I stayed. THEN…she NAGGED the s**t out of me day in & day out because I was always busy & she didn’t know enough about the business to just get her own shit done…NO…she wanted to be a f***ing DIVA & complain about EVERY f***ing thing that I DID set up like she was still BEYONCE! NOBODY was checkin for her a** when I was with her! NOBODY hardly would book shows unless she was in En Vogue…I side busted & got their a**es back together but the only ones who knew what they were doing was the other 3 members of the group! THEY were the smart ones!

They knew how to get s**t done & book shows but I had to always appease Dawn’s a** & say…”no, you’re right baby…those old tired bi***s ain’t nothing without you”…S**T…she is quite literally THE stupidest person I have ever met…I fell out of love with her…I left her…now these IDIOTS are coming to my page trying to destroy my name with my fans??? HOW DARE YOU!!! You don’t want to dance with me! Why? Because I dont give a F**K! Your record is PUBLIC! You got kicked out of En Vogue & they didn’t even want to FACE you because you are the most DIFFICULT person in the world to deal with! They left you sitting at a photo shoot for the last album & didn’t tell you where they were at shooting the EV3 cover without you…remember that???

Raphael Saadiq kicked you out of Lucy Pearl because your attitude jeapordized an operation he worked HARD to get off the ground…and HE didn’t even face you…you found out you got kicked out on the RADIO!! Ask yourself why Dawn…because…you’re a phony, nagging, complaining, two faced, spoiled rotten B***H!!!!! We haven’t even STARTED talking about your deal with Dr. Dre! What happened there Dawn? He BOOTED you before you even started because he saw your mouth a mile away! You dug this grave for yourself! Now here is a warning…keep my name out of your mouth & keep your friends & family members OFF of my myspace page

Thursday, January 10, 2008

FOR THE YOUNG MAN IN THE SECOND ROW!!



I GOT A COMMENT A FEW MONTHS BACK ASKIN FOR A LINK TO MY YAHOO PLAYLIST...SO HERE GOES!






YES IM A VERY DIVERSE PERSON WHEN IT COMES TO MUSIC, IF ITS GOOD, NO LET ME RE-PHRASE, IF ITS GREAT MUSIC, I WILL LISTEN TO IT...






ANYWOO......IVE BEEN LAYING LOW MAN, EATIN, LOVING, WORKING OUT WHAT HAVE YOU....SO I TOOK TIME OUT OF MY NON-BUSY SCHEDULE TO POST AGAIN UP FIRST WE HAVE GOOD NEWS! MONICAS SECOND SON WAS BORN ON JANUARY 8th











AND NOW IN CRACKTACULAR NEWS....BOBBY BROWN KEEPS THAT WHITE GIRL...YEA HE DOES LITERALLY


Massachusetts State Police are trying to bring a cocaine possession charge against the 38-year-old r & b singer and ex-hubby of high priestess of pop Whitney Houston, according to the men in blue.A show-cause hearing scheduled for yesterday at Brockton District Court was rebooked for Feb. 19 because Bobby’s new attorney, Stephanie Soriano, a former Suffolk County prosecutor, had a calendar conflict.Soriano declined to comment on the matter. But that’s her Prerogative. Apparently, the Staties came to the aid of Brockton police on Dec. 1, when they were called to quell a fight at the local Holiday Inn shortly after midnight, according to Trooper Eric Benson.He said the officers were directed to a 2004 Lincoln Navigator, where Brown, who lists his residence as Encino, Calif., was sitting in the front seat. Benson said police are seeking to charge Brown with a single count of possession of a Class B substance, which the court papers identify as cocaine. [source]

IN ANYCASE, IM ABOUT TO EAT SOME BBQ AND KICK BACK WITH MY BEAUTIFUL BEEEEEEEYOTCH!!! BE COOL TIL THE TURN AROUND